Nuggets

Nuggets is an animated short about addiction. The star of the video is a tiny kiwi bird who becomes addicted to the sweet taste of what I assume are delicious yellow boogers sitting on the ground. The high one can attain from yellow boogers is not something you mess with, figures a silly little bird…

Marshmallow Ghostbuster

Bodega Studios bring us “Holiday Spirit” starring the Marshmallow Ghostbusters. The familiar is not the one you expect and some of you won’t even know. I in fact know him though, because I’m old and liked his show as a child. Upon seeing re-runs of it recently though, it has not stood the test of time.…

Burrito Van

It’s Wednesday and we are all only halfway through the week, total yuck amirite? Well I have here for you Burrito Van which is about as happy as I can get today, so go for a spin in it, after each ride you will only get happier and happier, your smile bigger and bigger. Even if…

Smart Pipe

Smart Pipe is a social media-connected toilet pipe that tracks users’ with anal scans and monitoring waste. It  stores the data in a floating orb somewhere in the ocean, that’s captained by a robot. This infomercial was featured on Adult Swim, so now you know exactly what you’re in for. Hit the jump for pipe

Sock Puppet

Berlin-based Sticky Biscuits is here to make us think of the term sock puppet in a whole new way, and thanks for that. I know I’ve been trolling through life with just a general concept of what is and could be a sock puppet. So enjoy this totally NSFW music video. Hit the jump for…

Pulpy Days

This is a compilation of clips from Pulp Fiction set to the iconic opening song of the TV show Happy Days. Mashups like these are probably my favorite kind, take some visuals/characters which are not inherently happy and throw some cheery music against it. Happy Days was before my time, Pulp Fiction was not and I…

Captain Risky

Captain Risky is my new hero, he totally reminds me of Super Dave. Not every company has a mascot worth a damn, but I’ve got to hand it to Budget Direct. Captain Risky will take you to the promised land…well whatever the insurance equivalent may be. Hit the jump for risk

Weekly Wrap 1/10/15

First week back in the office and it feels good, and also shitty because I’ve been sick. I’m pretty excited about the new year here at Classy Dicks, there are lots of things we are working on for the site. Nothing I want to announce just yet, that’s the kind of trouble I’d get myself…