Malfunction

Bizarre creatures made from faces, that’s what you’re in for here. Malfunction was created by animator Cyraik, and probably some very hard drugs. Keep doing what you do Mr Cyraik, you keep the interwebs interesting for me. Hit the jump to malfunction

Facial Fitness Pao

This fancy little ball gag with wings is the newest fitness item out of Japan. The Facial Fitness Pao runs for $135, and claims to firm and tighten your face. It must be true right? because Cristiano Ronaldo is the spokesperson, but fuck that, i’m not buying this until Cristiano tosses one of these little dicks with…

Sharklumbo

What’s Kevin Pollak been up to lately? who cares, because he has plenty of time to give us Sharklumbo. Pollak does some pretty amazing impersonations, Peter Falk among them, so I enjoyed this quite a bit. Sharklumbo oddly reminded of the old SNL skit Land Shark. Hit the jump for sharklumbo

Tribute to the Classic Films of Late Comedian and Actor Robin Williams

AlexCarter has created a supercut video tribute to the films of late comedian and actor Robin Williams. So many great memories of the amazing person’s work from my childhood right into adulthood. Robin Williams talent will be greatly missed in the world. R.I.P. 1951-2014 Robin Williams was a big part of my childhood, he would always put a…

No Choice Frozen Dinners

YouTube comedy channel World Wide Interweb brings us their frozen dinner parody. I don’t remember ever going through a frozen dinner phase and thank god, these things look awful. Yes i’m from the Ramen Noodle generation, and although they are probably no healthier than these frozen things, i’ll take em. No Choice Frozen Dinners are the…

Fluffy Pancakes with Matty Matheson

Toronto-based chef Matty Matheson wants you to know how to make the most delicious fluffy pancakes on the planet. Munchies put out the video which is part of Vice, and that kinda blows my mind. I wouldn’t have guessed they had moved into food, but since they did Matty is the guy you want. Learn to…

Apparently Noah Ritter Would Make A Good News Anchor

Noah Ritter is a kid from Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania, who apparently stole the show from WNEP reporter Sofia Ojeda during an interview at the Wayne County Fair. Noah is pure electric with the mic, he even has the “50 year news anchor cadence” going on. I don’t know if anchoring is in Noah’s future, but it should be.…

Drifters

Drifters is a short by animator Ethan Clarke where passengers awake on a train they do not remember boarding after experiencing some bizarre/traumatic incidents. This short reminds me of the fucked up shit I use to see on Liquid Television, yes I’m old as shit. Hit the jump to drift

8-bit Cinema Presents Se7en

We here at Classy Dicks enjoy us some movies and video games. So the fact that CineFix does the 8-bit cinema series is perfect. Here it is, one of the most dismal, and completely awesome movies ever, Se7en! You may think that making it an 8-bit game would brighten the movie up a bit, but…