Pizza Prank

Not by any means a new prank, but this shit just makes me laugh every time someone does it. Call one pizza place, make an order then put on hold and conference with another pizza shop. So simple. so immature and juvenile, so funny. Keep going for the video

…And Now Candles For Other Occasions

Candle company Flick Candles has been hard at work perfecting all those scents you didn’t know you needed in your life. From Cancelled Vacation, Defriend, and Freshly Signed Divorce Papers. You could probably just buy a few of them and get the scent of your life. Good thing the only one I need is Friend…

♫ Listening Post – Bleachers

I heard Bleachers for the first time not too long ago, and i’m digging them. This is the song you may or may not have heard on the radio or stuff. He is an abortion dog. Timings great, I just came out of my coma. Hit the jump to get better

Shark Scare Prank

This is footage from Washington D.C.’s International Spy Museum, in particular Exquisitely Evil: 50 Years of Bond Villains. Believing you are about to be eaten by a shark is hilarious, but I don’t get how this is some kind of evil Bond villain shit. Was this in a Bond movie? Was there an evil mastermind…

Cats Being Dicks

Is there any question that cats are the pricks of all pets? No, Mike you are 100% right on this one, cats are the yuck. I’m not saying Classy Dicks doesn’t like cats. I’m saying cats are dicks, so go get a dog! ya dummies! Keep going for the video

Ninebot Kitchen Adventures

I don’t know about the rest of you, but you can’t buy a Ninebot and expect to hit the streets day 1 and impress the ladies. This shit takes practice, slow turns, tight turns, speedy turns, and the best place for this is of course the kitchen. It’s a damn good thing momma hadn’t already…

Lion Cub Gets His Head Stuck In A Buffalo Butt

At Kruger National Park in South Africa this lion cub got his head stuck in a dead buffalo’s asshole. I’m not sure if this cub is dim or was just never taught that you never start “ass first”. Be a gentleman for christ’s sake, you gotta start top to bottom or front to back. We…

Underwater Puppies

This is a series of underwater photos of puppies fetching their toys by photographer Seth Casteel. These photos are from his newest book Underwater Puppies coming out later this year. Rocco here is my favorite, he doesn’t even realize the ball will never fit in his mouth. Also close your eyes, you’re freaking me out. Hit…

Last Week Tonight – Hobby Lobby

If you haven’t already noticed Classy Dicks are big fans of John Oliver and Last Week Tonight on HBO. This time John covers Hobby Lobby, and as usual does it in a hilarious fashion. I’m not sure if it’s sad or not but I get most of my news from shows like this. Make me…