Eating Hot Dogs The Quick Way

Chewing your food and namely hot dogs is so last year, life is way to fast paced to do anything other than inhale and swallow your food whole. Professional eater LA Beast takes a crack at the Guinness World Record for hot dog consumption. I don’t want to give anything away except the results are mixed.…

Weekly Wrap – 11/27/14 Thanksgiving Edition

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m fat, dumb, and happy after Thanksgiving dinner yesterday.  For most that’s a change of pace, but for me the only thing that’s different is it’s turkey, stuffing, and squash making me fat.  Luckily as dumb as I may be, I’m smart enough to stay home and avoid…

Totino’s Pizza Rolls Tim & Eric Commercial

So the first commercial I saw from Tim & Eric was the GE one, and now Totino’s has them on board for their Pizza Rolls. This is pure genius, more companies need to get their shit together and hire these guys. I know Tim & Eric are a love/hate thing for most people, and I admit early on I…

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Does Carl’s Jr

After being criticized in the past for their television commercials where models are seen eating their product, Carl’s Jr has taken a different approach. We all know the women who used to show off the fast food products would not be caught dead eating the stuff, but now the perfect spokesman has arrived. Carl from…

Vegan Deli Protest

Vegans are a weird bunch sometimes.  I know quite a few and they have never done anything bizarre.  Then I see this video and I question everything.  These vegans (*spoiler alert*) stage a funeral for a frozen chicken in front of a deli because “It’s not food, it’s violence.” their words, not mine.  I honestly…

5 Foods You’ve Been Eating Completely Wrong

Our job here is not just to entertain and be silly, we also have the civic duty to inform and educate. With that here is “5 Foods You’ve Been Eating Completely Wrong”. Now I don’t want to point fingers, but if you haven’t been pulling the screws out of your bananas before eating them… Hit…

Thug Kitchen – Eat Like You Give A F*ck

The Thug Kitchen Blog has a new cookbook coming out this month and you don’t want to miss it. So if you don’t want to keep eating like an asshole, then maybe think about picking it up. Let’s be honest here because at Classy Dicks we pride ourselves on it. A lot of you are eating…

Condoms: Not Just For Your Dick Anymore

The Far East is on a damn roll this month!  First, a tripped out animated music videos from South Korea. Now, the Japanese putting out a cookbook on how to cook with condoms.  I can’t read Japanese so I can’t be sure, but I don’t think they actually EAT the condoms in the end, just…

I Scream You Scream!

Sometimes life gives you lemons, and sometimes a bird takes a shit in your ice scream. Fuck me, I know she licked it. You can almost tell she knows something isn’t quite right, but by that time the sky was falling. Hit the jump for ice cream

No Choice Frozen Dinners

YouTube comedy channel World Wide Interweb brings us their frozen dinner parody. I don’t remember ever going through a frozen dinner phase and thank god, these things look awful. Yes i’m from the Ramen Noodle generation, and although they are probably no healthier than these frozen things, i’ll take em. No Choice Frozen Dinners are the…