Half Life 3: Unannounced

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If you are a gamer and you have a heartbeat, chances are you have been awaiting the announcement of a new Half-Life game that may never arrive. Well pointing fingers has never been my thing, but the urge is too strong here when I know who is to blame. Fence Post Productions shows us that Gordon Freeman has let himself go, the guy is in no shape at all to be starring in a video game. Get your shit together Gordo, I need a new game!

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The Roundtable Podcast

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The Roundtable is a new bi-weekly podcast starring BaerTaffy, Northernlion, RockLeeSmile and MathasGames. Roundtable’s focus is the gaming industry, covering the games themselves, indie developers and expos to name a few. All topics will be approached from the unique prospective of the hosts as Youtubers/Twitch Streamers within the industry. If you’re a heavy consumer of podcast’s and gaming like myself go check this one out, Like, Follow, and Subscribe to these gentleman across the socials. Check out their Patreon page to support the podcast directly.

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What Happens When Jesus and The Pokemon Theme Collide

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The Answer: Nothing good, nothing good at all.  Let’s consider the major differences between the two for a sec.

From my knowledge of Pokemon, Arceus is the God Pokemon who created all.  In Christianity, it’s God / Jesus.  In pokemon you can capture god and make him do your bidding from the comfort of your side of the screen. No one was able to take control of Jesus in the bible, although the bible doesn’t give a full factual description of how things were back in the Jesus-y Days.  There are a whole metric shitton of pokemon nowadays.  In the bible there were only 12 disciples.

So you would assume something as awesome as Pokemon, with something as awful at religion you would get something extremely mediocre.  However this video….this video ends up being significantly more awful than the sum of its two parts.  I don’t want to taint your opinion, so watch the video and see for yourself.

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Trailer Post – The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

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The Man from U.N.C.L.E. is the newest film by director Guy Ritchie which stars Henry Cavill and Armie Hammer as a pair of spy’s from the secret intelligence agency U.N.C.L.E. (United Network Command for Law and Enforcement). This film has been flying under my radar for a while now, I haven’t really thought much of it since the casting news had come out a while back. The trailer though has gotten me excited to the this sci-fi spy action thriller, director Guy Ritchie has yet to make a movie I haven’t enjoyed. Check out the trailer and buy your tickets now.

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