Merry Christmas

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I’d like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas, and say thank you for all the support you have given us this year. From the website to the Twitch/YouTube channel and all the socials, hoping to do it bigger and better in 2015. The video we have here is Santa and Death by simpals, it’s the perfect reason for the season…I think that’s how it goes anyways. We will be back in the office on 01/05/15 see you all after Xmas!

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The Oppai Taisou Hand : For The Perfect Last Minute Gift

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So Christmas is only a few days away, and I know a few of your are scrounging around for last minute gift ideas.  Well look no further than the Oppai Taisou Hand! This hand is the new wave of breast enhancement made simple! Fuck those thousand dollar surgeries all you need is a plastic gecko hand on a stick.  To put it simply, in order to increase your breast size all you really have to do is rake the fat from your back to your breasts. Simple? Simple.  The only problem with it is the fact that it’s a load of pseudo-science bullshit.  Because let me tell you, if you could rake fat from one part of your body, I wouldn’t have a gut and I would have an Guiness Book of World Records award for the heaviest dick in the world.  But if you want to give the hint that maybe your ladies’ boobs could use a little hand massage, give her this to realize that the human hand will be infinitely better than a plastic alien feeling her up.

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