So I hope at this point in our relationship you’ve grown accustomed to what I’m about. Weird shit on the internet. The internet’s oddities run near and far, and the latest idea to come off the conveyor belt of What The Fuck is the Dragon Sex Calendar. This calendar is a 13 month calendar which shows two dragons each month doing the dirty deed. I’m not a Master Dragon Sex Expert ( only have my Bachelor’s Degree in it so far, but we’ll see how my dissertation goes this spring, Fingers Crossed!) but most of the positions just look straight up uncomfortable. Plus, I imagine that dragon genitals are a helluva lot different from human genitals, so most of the positions wouldn’t even work. I mean if ducks can get corkscrew like penises and maze like vaginas, I feel like dragons should get 5 headed swiss army dicks and a funhouse like vagina with that mirror room that you can’t ever get out and have to cry and cry and cry until my mom has to come and pick you up at the fair last year. Anywho……here are the pictures I know you’ve been waiting for. You’re welcome.
Hit the jump for some steamy dragon BDSM.Details