Last Minute Halloween Costume Ideas From The Brofessor

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If you are anything like me, you aren’t even close to having a costume for that kick ass Halloween party tonight. So thank you Bro Science Guys for the great last minute ides. After listening to this, I’m out the door to Savers or my little sisters closet…. I’m sure they will have a cum blocker there. Oh, wait, what, no at Savers not in her closet ya meathead! Prepare to check yourself before you wreck yourself.

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♫ Listening Post – OK Go – I Won’t Let You Down

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The interwebs is a buzz with OK Go’sI Won’t Let You Down, and I gotta say rightly so. The beginning was a little slow for me. I was waiting to be awed by this single shot aerial drone camera that was used, and right before the halfway point, boom it hit me. Once they get out into the big lot and the choreography kicks in with hundreds of people with umbrellas, it was pretty amazing. As a side note, I don’t dislike OK Go’s music, and this song is good, but I’m starting to feel they are more known for their music videos than the music itself.

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The Biggest Picture

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The Bigger Picture is a series of digital artwork by Aptitude which depicts what is going on outside the margins of popular album covers. Ok, so I’m going with MJ for the cover photo because it’s the most intriguing. I mean we had a real shot at seeing some really wonky shit, and it doesn’t disappoint. Bubbles doing hard time and Home Alone sitting with a bum sign.

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Ahhhh The Perils of Office Dating

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So this is the story of an Average Joe office worker asking his co-worker on a date, or at least trying to. But to be honest, this is the story of any guy asking any girl out ever. Because I don’t care how smooth or suave you think you are, when you start asking a girl out in the heat of the moment you’re forgetting verbs, over describing simple things, or just generally speaking ghibberish that somehow the girl ends up understanding. Speaking some long forgotten Neanderthal language must be cute to them for reasons beyond my comprehension. But luckily enough I don’t have to deal with this anymore, and not just because some girl decided to take pity on me. My office is 95% dudes. So unless I decide trolling for dick is my thing, office romance is out the window for me. And along with it the feeling of not having to slowly shove my foot ever so lovingly into my mouth when I inevitably end up fucking up while talking.

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Trailer Review – “Avengers: Age of Ultron”

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This looks like the darkest marvel movie yet. This villain is the first one in which I actually fear. The other marvel villains where bad asses in concept, but didn’t have that holy crap feel to them. Examples? Loki, Obadiah Stane, The Winter Soldier, well he was a bad ass but he was Steve Rogers friend. That doesn’t count in my book. How about that bitch with the hammer in Guardians? Ronin… nah, he was just a bitch with a hammer, which is scary don’t get me wrong. If you wake up in the middle of the night with some crazy bitch holding a hammer… sssssshhhhiiiiiiiitttttt, I’m out like a fat kid in dodge ball. Anyway where was I?

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Jim Carrey Does Matthew McConaughey’s Lincoln Commercials

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Jim Carrey hosted SNL this weekend and by far my favorite thing of the night were these parody Lincoln commercials which star Carrey as Mathew McConaughey. Perfect casting and a perfect take on the original commercial. Having Carrey play off on the ultra seriousness of McConaughey is awesome. SNL has been rolling out some of the best material in years this season and I hope it continues.

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