The Great Duct Tape Escape

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I was over at the Walmarts watchin the Youtubes and dis feller says you can break out of any taped up handcuff situation no matter the kind they use. Just make this one magical motion and boom, you be free. So here we have Nathan presumably giving this escape tutorial a go with some heavy duty Duct Tape. Oh the suspense, I don’t want to spoil it for you.

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I’ve Fallen, and I Can’t Get Up!

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Dave Fothergill a visual effects artist brings us “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up”, which is a test for the Autodesk Maya 3D animation software. This is the perfect video for me right now. It’s Wednesday and we are in the think of the holiday season with 8 days to go till Christmas, and nothing is more cathartic then watching these little people endlessly run into the spinning wall only to get wrecked.

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Life is Strange

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Life is Strange is a new episodic adventure game from DONTNOD and publisher Square Enix. The story follows high school senior Max Caulfield who has returned to town after having been gone for 5 years. She discovers a classmate has gone missing under suspicious circumstances and sets out to solve the mystery, also Max has the ability to rewind time. The game is being described as having influences from Twin Peaks/Heavy Rain and Walking Dead/Gone Home with time travel. Episode 1 is set to release on January 30th 2015.

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Santa Traps

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In a sketch cut for time on SNL Martin Freeman plays Michael Braslow, a man all too interested in catching Santa. What would one even do if they caught Santa? Would you fly on his sleigh? Visit the North Pole, or use Santa’s magic to give yourself awesome gifts? Michael Braslow wants to do none of these things, he has tastier ideas.

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Weird Holiday Traditions From Around the World

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At the beginning of the year I set the personal goal of learning 1 thing. Pretty sweet idea right? I’m a total go-getter. Just in time for me to hit that goal BuzzFeed brings us “Weird Holiday Traditions Around The World”. El Caganer is a little statue of a man taking a shit that goes in nativity scenes, and Tio de nadal  which is a log you dress up and beat till it poops presents.

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Dragon Sex Calendar, You’re Welcome

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So I hope at this point in our relationship you’ve grown accustomed to what I’m about.  Weird shit on the internet.  The internet’s oddities run near and far, and the latest idea to come off the conveyor belt of What The Fuck is the Dragon Sex Calendar.  This calendar is a 13 month calendar which shows two dragons each month doing the dirty deed. I’m not a Master Dragon Sex Expert ( only have my Bachelor’s Degree in it so far, but we’ll see how my dissertation goes this spring, Fingers Crossed!) but most of the positions just look straight up uncomfortable.  Plus, I imagine that dragon genitals are a helluva lot different from human genitals, so most of the positions wouldn’t even work.   I mean if ducks can get corkscrew like penises and maze like vaginas, I feel like dragons should get 5 headed swiss army dicks and a funhouse like vagina with that mirror room that you can’t ever get out and have to cry and cry and cry until my mom has to come and pick you up at the fair last year.  Anywho……here are the pictures I know you’ve been waiting for. You’re welcome.

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