The Oppai Taisou Hand : For The Perfect Last Minute Gift

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So Christmas is only a few days away, and I know a few of your are scrounging around for last minute gift ideas.  Well look no further than the Oppai Taisou Hand! This hand is the new wave of breast enhancement made simple! Fuck those thousand dollar surgeries all you need is a plastic gecko hand on a stick.  To put it simply, in order to increase your breast size all you really have to do is rake the fat from your back to your breasts. Simple? Simple.  The only problem with it is the fact that it’s a load of pseudo-science bullshit.  Because let me tell you, if you could rake fat from one part of your body, I wouldn’t have a gut and I would have an Guiness Book of World Records award for the heaviest dick in the world.  But if you want to give the hint that maybe your ladies’ boobs could use a little hand massage, give her this to realize that the human hand will be infinitely better than a plastic alien feeling her up.

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Raging Rudolph

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A true classic from the earliest days of MADtv. Their take on the holiday tale of Rudolph was probably the greatest thing my 14 year old eyes had seen. If you’ve never seen it or it’s been a while, check it out.

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Twas the Night Before Christmas With Nick Offerman

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On a recent episode of The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, Nick Offerman showed up to give us his version of Twas The Night Before Xmas. The persona that is Nick Offerman/Ron Swanson has been one of my favorites ever since I discovered him on Parks and Recreation, and in this clip for Christmas he delivers.

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Let’s Play: Outlast – Part 3 – To The Bat Closet!

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In part three “To The Bat Closet” Hendo and Adam cry under a bed hiding from the boogie man, they determine that Outlast or life in general has five levels of crazy.

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Dji. Death Fails

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Dji is currently holding the position as Death, collecting the souls of the recently departed. Taking these souls to their final destination isn’t always that simple, as we see here with one stubborn truck driver and a run of bad luck for Dji.

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Weekly Wrap 12/19/14

0000 Ha ha … I had a whole bit on Christmas shopping and the drama it brings out of people, but after seeing this photo I can’t help but laugh. If only cats were this fun all the time. Picks of the Week: 1.  CONAN Season 4 Supercut 2.  The Great Duct Tape Escape 3.…

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Pop Danthology 2014

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Musician Daniel Kim is back with his “Pop Danthology” series with the 2014 entry. Pop music by and large isn’t something i listen to regularly. I can get behind some of it, but really I lean more and more on the mash-ups. Take all the pop songs, grab all the best parts/hooks and make one big Frankenstein of a song, and Daniel Kim is a master at it.

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Let’s Play: Outlast – Part 2 – Shiny’s and Dead People

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Welcome to another addition of Let’s Play Outlast with Hendo and Adam. In part 2 “Shiny’s and Dead People”, we continue to fumble about in the darkness trying not to show our soiled pants.

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8-Bit Nintendo T-Shirt Designs By ‘NES My Life’

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NES My Life are some brand new t-shirt designs from Jeremy Kalgreen. The new T’s depict “real life” as 8-bit Nintendo game graphics. Just in time for X-mas! These are all great choices as gifts! (hint, hint) buy me gifts.

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The Great Duct Tape Escape

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I was over at the Walmarts watchin the Youtubes and dis feller says you can break out of any taped up handcuff situation no matter the kind they use. Just make this one magical motion and boom, you be free. So here we have Nathan presumably giving this escape tutorial a go with some heavy duty Duct Tape. Oh the suspense, I don’t want to spoil it for you.

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La Detente

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Directors Pierre + Bertrand took 4 years to create “La Detente” a 3D animated film. The film explores the mind of a French soldier in World War I who escapes into his mind to cope with the horrors of front line trench warfare.

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Unedited Footage of a Bear

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This video is not at all what you think it is, and that’s the point. If you are at all familiar with Adult Swim’s Infomercials, then you’re somewhat aware of what you are about to get into. Claridryl is a great new drug that will relieve you of those annoying alergy symptoms, and possibly have some crippling side effects.

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