Be Safe Out There, Fellahs

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Hey guys, we’ve all been there with a questionable hookup where one condom just doesn’t seem like it will do the job. Double bagging is always an option but you run the risk of friction ruining your day even more. Enter this Atlanta-based company to have your back. They bring you the Scroguard, which is a rubber set of underwear you put on below your boxers to ensure that when you’re bumping uglies, there’s no collateral damage. The advertisers say it’s like wearing a second skin, but unless your name is Buffalo Bill one set of skin to fiiiine in my opinion. Plus they say to wear it before you go out so you can just put on the condom later, but let me ask you a question. Is wearing what is essentially a rubber diaper around all day really going to be comfortable, or more importantly, get you laid? It’s ultimately on you fellahs, but I say save your $20 and spend the money on some liquid courage and a box of Lifestyle Snuggers like I do.

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Don Hertzfeldt Does The Simpsons

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The Simpsons are known for their Couch Gags at the beginning of each episode dating back to their first season in the 80’s. Don Hertzfeldt is known for his eccentric animations he’s been doing for a while such as Rejected (linked here with text commentary from Don) and Ah L’amour.  These things combine into something that is just delightfully bizarre. As a random note too, in the 27 seasons of The Simpsons, it also turns out to be the longest couch gag time-wise. So thank you Don, for making millions of people tilt their head in confusion at the same time, which should hopefully be another record set by this video clip.

Hit the jump for the video, you’re going to need to see it to believe it.

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Mother Nature: Beauty and Disgusting Together

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This video tells the age old tale of Leech meets worm, Leech teases worm, Leech eats worm whole in what I can describe is a pretty horrific manner. Nature is definitely pretty disgusting, as can be seen from this video but let me lay some knowledge down about double standards now.  If a lady came walking up to you and casually told you that she could suck up something as long as she was, and as wide as her mouth without any bodily harm or ill side effects, you would probably consider it to be one of the hottest things you have ever heard. So just sit back and think about how prejudiced you really are about lower forms of life. Really think about it. Now that you’re ashamed of yourself, here’s the video.

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Lose 30 Pounds Tomorrow! Get The F*ck Out A Here!

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So the guys over at Bro Science Life put together a little motivational video on how to be a “Gym Hater“. It is not for the weak of heart. Get it, see what I did there “Gym” weak ……  Well any ways, you got 6 steps. Learn them, memorizes them, repeat them. And before you know it, you’ll be crushing legs and not the guy washing his dick in the Chili’s sink.

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