Scientifically Accurate: Rescue Rangers

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This is another video from the from the Scientifically Accurate series, this time taking on our beloved childhood cartoon The Rescue Rangers (and more specifically the chipmunks Chip and Dale).  Personally I was disillusioned about how smart and wiley chipmunks could be long before this video came out.  Hell, when I started driving it seemed like every chipmunk I encountered wanted to take a quick breather under the treads of my car. Little bastards are spastic as fuck, but that’s not really here or there.

Hit the jump for disease ridden rodents!

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Just Going To Grab Milk!

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tornado close call

Just taking a quick jaunt to the grocery, be back in a jiff hun. Famous last words, am-I-right? I know that GOD is definitely this guys new best friend. If that was me I would’ve put on the passenger side seatbelt and shit my pants twice. Good thing he didn’t make it back into the garage or that car would have landed about 5 miles away AT the grocery.

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Honest Movie Trailers – Godzilla (2014)

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I’m so glad that Screen Junkies did their Honest Trailer for Godzilla. A movie I was so pumped to see after hearing so many good things and positive reviews. What a pile of dog shit this movie was, Bryan Cranston is barely in the movie so he can’t save it. The story itself is poopoo, and you figure it’s fine cause you are gonna see a monster fightfest like no other, wrong. The fights are a joke, the environments are always dark as shit…ok ok i’m done (deep breath)

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Dick Graze

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Dick Graze is a new advertisement for the movie 22 Jump Street, and it’s hilarious. Channing Tatum was no where on my map as an actor even though he has done his share of action, sports, and Magic Mike movies until 21 Jump Street. people like to shit on Hollywood for its remakes from yesteryear, but for me 21 Jump Street was funny as hell. Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill make a good comedy duo for my money.

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Man Down! Man Down!

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scooter attack

I hate when crazy people go off on harmless mobility equipment for no reason. That poor scooter barely had a shot with the round mound of rebound aboard, but shit why run it over? Little Rascal ain’t never hurt nobody. Oh that poor tailgate took a beating, and the truck never said a word. That lonely shell of humanity only wanted to talk and for that he got the hip check from hell. So sit back, call the police cause your going to jail.

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