Thug Kitchen – Eat Like You Give A F*ck

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The Thug Kitchen Blog has a new cookbook coming out this month and you don’t want to miss it. So if you don’t want to keep eating like an asshole, then maybe think about picking it up. Let’s be honest here because at Classy Dicks we pride ourselves on it. A lot of you are eating like assholes, so get thug in the kitchen, watch this trailer and be amazed.

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Enhance Your Lighting by Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim

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Love them or hate them, but there is no denying Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim have a lot of talent. As directors of this GE commercial for new light bulbs it’s on full display. I get a full range from the stuff these 2 produce, from laugh out loud funny to completely disgusted. This GE commercial is amazing, bring on more Tim and Eric. Also Jeff Goldblum.

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That Escalated Quickly…

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Enter: Albert the Squirrel. In this short story, “The Missing Scarf”, Albert the Squirrel must find, you guessed it, his missing scarf. Through his travels, however, it seems he’s not the only one with a problem. Written, directed and animated by Eoin Duffy and narrated by the great George Takei, we give you: “The Missing Scarf”.

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Some Kind Of Toy Story

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Chris Pratt was the host of SNL this passed weekend and they could not have gotten a better person for the job. I love this guy going back to Parks and Rec. This has to be one of the funniest skits in recent memory on the show. Young boy with no friends makes the ultimate birthday wish by asking for his toys to come alive, and as you would expect everything went along just fine afterwards.

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Gotta Shame ’em All!

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Having a dog is sometimes hard. Having a dog that breathes fire is a whole other story. How do you discipline something that can black out a major city or upset the balance of the universe? Pokéshaming of course!

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The Simpsons Springfield At Night

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This is a series by artist Tim Doyle where he recreates Springfield locales from The Simpsons as one would eerily see them at night. I love Tim’s art style here, and could see myself really enjoying some sort of animated project of the same style. The Simpsons may have gotten long in the tooth for some quite a while ago, but if they can keep inspiring talented people like Mr. Doyle, keep em around a bit longer.

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Dr. Who with a Tim Burton Twist?

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I’ve always enjoyed the art style of good ol’ Tim Burton, but what happens when the macabre charm spills into one of my favorite series Dr.Who? Check out these portraits made real by Michael Kenny!

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Condoms: Not Just For Your Dick Anymore

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The Far East is on a damn roll this month!  First, a tripped out animated music videos from South Korea. Now, the Japanese putting out a cookbook on how to cook with condoms.  I can’t read Japanese so I can’t be sure, but I don’t think they actually EAT the condoms in the end, just use them like a spermicidal flavored quesadilla or burrito wrap to hold the food in.  It was conceived as a way to make the population more aware of prophylactics, to prevent the spread of STD’s and unwanted pregnancies.  Let me tell you something though, if you start using this cookbook and making these meals for your dates you will start buying condoms and having them in your possession, which will hopefully lead to safe sex! The bad news: Any self respecting person who sees their date cooking with condoms is going to get so far out of Dodge they’re going to have one of those cartoon dust trails behind them.

No Sex = No STD’s  or Unwanted Pregnancies

So I guess you win Japan?

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Those Krazy Koreans Are At It Again

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Ever since the Koreans started animating the news, there’s not doubt that they have been a powerhouse in the ridiculous animation department. Now they are stepping up their music video game and let me tell you, it’s stupidly brilliant. When we were young we all did the impressions of Native Americans, putting our hands in front of mouth and taking them away to make a sort of “OoOoOoOo” sound. Well South Korea just one upped us on this and made a fucking song out of it. And they complimented it with a crazy as balls video as well. If I could go back in time and tell my younger self that if I could change the tone a few times and record myself I would be well on my way to being internet famous in the future, you could be damn sure I would do it.

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Bill and Ted 3 Coming to a Theater Near You

0000 This news has been out for a while, but there’s a new Bill and Ted movie coming out, and I’m personally excited for it!  Having grown up with the antics of Bill. S Preston and Theodore Logan, I can’t wait to see what adventures middle aged Bill and Ted have.  Maybe they’ll go back and…

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Suffer Slings And Arrows

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Let me start this off with I hated Drama in high school. With That said, there was always that one hot chick we wanted to impress with our acting prowess, am-I-right? So let’s go ham on some Shakespeare and bust a wing. No really lets go all in.  If this guy is going to have any shot at those panties dropping he needs to bring the A game. So thanks chair and welcome sympathy, aka mercy poon.

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7 Things You (Probably) Didn’t Know About Fight Club

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Fight Club is one of my all time favorite movies and it’s an even better book. Not to mention it just about single-handedly solidified my Brad Pitt man crush. So with a new David Fincher film on the horizon Cinefix has revisited Fight Club for some facts you may or may not have known about.

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