Rob Zombie And Tony Moore’s ‘Assassin’s Creed’ Trailer

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This animated and gory as hell trailer for Assassin’s Creed Unity was made by musician/horror filmmaker Rob Zombie and The Walking Dead co-creator Tony Moore. Tip of the cap to Ubisoft, I can’t say i’d have ever thought a game company would release something like this to represent their product. I have been off the Assassin’s Creed series since part 2, the shitty controls and bad A.I. kinda killed it for me, but I’ve been looking forward to Unity since the reveal of a 4 player cooperative campaign.

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Computer Hacking In The 80’s

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This is a compilation of computer hacking from 80’s movies made by FoundItemClothing.com. I remember most of these flicks, and as a child I enjoyed them. As an adult now though, I realize that I could have been a fucking hacker in the 80’s. Aside from typing some nonsense on the screen a few of them basically type “hack” and bam you’re in. Fucking 80’s, I love you!

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Friday’s Viral Flashback – Antoine Dodson

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Oh man, I remember this cat. Rapist in Lincoln Park haha. I heard he tried to capitalize on his new fame, so I Googled him with my magic box and sure enough he has a t-shirt line and is now … ahem a “pop artist” and according to Wikipedia; Dodson will voice the titular character in Kinonomon pitched for Cartoon Network in 2014. Oh what’s this? Antoine has become a Hebrew Israelite and is “no longer into homosexuality”.

…good for you Antoine, I also heard shock therapy does wonders for when your gays act up..

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Red Fox Steals GoPro Camera

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I don’t know what photographer Jonathan VanBallenberghe was doing leaving his GoPro camera on the ground, but it ended up getting stolen by this little bastard. The Alaskan red fox got just far away enough to start chomping, luckily only damaging the housing and nothing more. Makes for a cool watch since the camera was on the entire time.

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Everything From Your Childhood: The Movie

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What better way to feel old as shit than to see damn near everything from your childhood all in one place, not everyone’s childhood was so awesome. Some kids were afraid Teddy Ruxpin would murder them in there sleep while telling them stories or getting caught masterbating into the worm thing filled with water, or the kid who spent the day vomiting after eating a tub of Floam.

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I’m So Going To Get Laid Tonight!

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So these girls were like here’s $50, grab some beer and lets party. So I’m like let’s do this!! Lay up right? Not so much for this guy, bloody knees and no beer.  Walk it off……..  Walk it off.

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The Party Stopper

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Did I say party stopper? I meant party starter. The best way to start a party is going solo on the dance floor and climbing into the dj booth for I don’t know, a song request maybe, or punch in the face and swallowed tooth if there isn’t going to be food served. There are easier ways to request the electric slide pal. Tone it down a notch.

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Bicyclist Hits Car

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I drive a lot and i see bicyclists everywhere, all over the road. I own a bike and enjoy riding it, but I don’t do it in the road like a car, it isn’t a car. The headline I read really grabbed my attention “bicyclist gets hit by car and lands on feet”, are you kidding me? The video I watched showed a bicyclist hitting a car. The good news is he walked away with minor injuries, use the sidewalk next time or stick the side of the road.

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PushOver Plunge

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There is no way i’m buying that this thing actually works, it’s bullshit and disgusting for the fact that it’s reusable. Jaboody Dubs at least continues to entertain as always with their version of the infomercial, testimonials are my favorite part. Thanks to Chris for the tip.

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