Honest Movie Trailers – Godzilla (2014)

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I’m so glad that Screen Junkies did their Honest Trailer for Godzilla. A movie I was so pumped to see after hearing so many good things and positive reviews. What a pile of dog shit this movie was, Bryan Cranston is barely in the movie so he can’t save it. The story itself is poopoo, and you figure it’s fine cause you are gonna see a monster fightfest like no other, wrong. The fights are a joke, the environments are always dark as shit…ok ok i’m done (deep breath)

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Last Week Tonight – Student Debt

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John Oliver of Last Week Tonight recently tackled student debt in the U.S.. I knew student debt was bad, but I didn’t know it had gotten this bad. Although I shouldn’t be surprised It took me almost a decade to climb out of my own student loans. Student debt had tripled in the last 10 years, and the only thing american’s pay more on is mortgages.

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Dick Graze

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Dick Graze is a new advertisement for the movie 22 Jump Street, and it’s hilarious. Channing Tatum was no where on my map as an actor even though he has done his share of action, sports, and Magic Mike movies until 21 Jump Street. people like to shit on Hollywood for its remakes from yesteryear, but for me 21 Jump Street was funny as hell. Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill make a good comedy duo for my money.

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Man Down! Man Down!

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I hate when crazy people go off on harmless mobility equipment for no reason. That poor scooter barely had a shot with the round mound of rebound aboard, but shit why run it over? Little Rascal ain’t never hurt nobody. Oh that poor tailgate took a beating, and the truck never said a word. That lonely shell of humanity only wanted to talk and for that he got the hip check from hell. So sit back, call the police cause your going to jail.

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St. Peter Meets: Disney Villains – Ursula

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Above Average has a new series out called St. Peter Meets. In this series Disney villains try to convince him they should be let into heaven. Actor George Basil stars as St. Peter and Nicole Byer as Ursula the Sea Witch from The Little Mermaid

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Making People Paranoid

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Jack Vale is back with a new video, Making People Paranoid. Jack has tons of stuff on his Youtube channel, most of which are pranks and practical jokes. This one I really enjoyed, so simple yet so effective. I’m not sure what my reaction would be given the same situation. Sit back and watch Jack do his thing.

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Homemade Inception Trailer

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Ever wonder what a Hollywood movie trailer would look like with a $2 budget? Well the boys and girls over at Cinefix nailed it again with their newest installment of Homemade Movies, Inception. I have to tell you if this was the original trailer I probably would have seen the movie. Amirite? How bout that score?

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Batman Has A Dirty Mind

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Every so often an oldie but a goodie makes its way back across my screen. This long forgotten gem has once again made me completely lose my shit. Badman has got to be the best Pete Holmes character ever. There should be an entire series dedicated to the Pete Holmes Badman, and fortunately for you there is.

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Vinyl Toys Based on Three Flavors Cornetto Trilogy

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A Large Evil Corporation has designed three sets of vinyl toys from the Three Flavors Cornetto Trilogy of films directed by Edgar Wright. The movies in the trilogy are Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, and The World’s End. The toys represent characters played by Simon Pegg and Nick Frost. Need these, want these, gotta have these!

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Game of Thrones – 60’s/Saul Bass Style Intro

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Milan Vuckovic created an alternate opening sequence for HBO’s Game of Thrones in the style of famous graphic designer Saul Bass. For those of you who may not know who Saul Bass is, he created some of the most iconic opening credit sequences and posters in film history. Some of the most notable people he had worked with include Alfred Hitchcock, Stanley Kubrick, and Martin Scorsese.

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Rick and Morty – Retarded

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This video clip is from the show Rick and Morty co-created by Dan Harmon of Community and Justin Roiland of a lot of stuff.  They have a lot of great one liners, but this 30 second clip shows what a lot of issues have come down to these days, groups feeling righteous and try to get rid of words that have colloquially changed meanings over time.

Here at Classy Dicks we do our best to never disparage the differently able (unless it Hendo’s inability to read or my inability to talk), but everything and everyone else is free game. And if you can’t get behind that, maybe you’re retarded too.

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I Scream You Scream!

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Sometimes life gives you lemons, and sometimes a bird takes a shit in your ice scream. Fuck me, I know she licked it. You can almost tell she knows something isn’t quite right, but by that time the sky was falling.

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