Cats Being Dicks

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Is there any question that cats are the pricks of all pets? No, Mike you are 100% right on this one, cats are the yuck. I’m not saying Classy Dicks doesn’t like cats. I’m saying cats are dicks, so go get a dog! ya dummies!

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Ninebot Kitchen Adventures

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I don’t know about the rest of you, but you can’t buy a Ninebot and expect to hit the streets day 1 and impress the ladies. This shit takes practice, slow turns, tight turns, speedy turns, and the best place for this is of course the kitchen. It’s a damn good thing momma hadn’t already fallen asleep watchin her stories, Andretti here could have died. Thanks to Wes for the tip.

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Lion Cub Gets His Head Stuck In A Buffalo Butt

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At Kruger National Park in South Africa this lion cub got his head stuck in a dead buffalo’s asshole. I’m not sure if this cub is dim or was just never taught that you never start “ass first”. Be a gentleman for christ’s sake, you gotta start top to bottom or front to back. We all know the sweetest meat is in the rear kid, but this isn’t fucking amateur hour. It was reported the following day by the cameraman that the rest of the lions had eaten enough buffalo to free the cub.

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Underwater Puppies

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This is a series of underwater photos of puppies fetching their toys by photographer Seth Casteel. These photos are from his newest book Underwater Puppies coming out later this year. Rocco here is my favorite, he doesn’t even realize the ball will never fit in his mouth. Also close your eyes, you’re freaking me out.

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Last Week Tonight – Hobby Lobby

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If you haven’t already noticed Classy Dicks are big fans of John Oliver and Last Week Tonight on HBO. This time John covers Hobby Lobby, and as usual does it in a hilarious fashion. I’m not sure if it’s sad or not but I get most of my news from shows like this. Make me laugh and inform me in a way my small brain will understand.

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The Toy Wars

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If andrewmfilms can teach us anything, it’s that toys can be used for good violence and mayhem. Well at least these 2 pedos are playing with toys and not little kids, total creepers. I’m calling it here, this was a battle for dibs over the hulk hand kid, and dibs is serious shit.

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Dog Enjoying Her New Water Fountain

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It’s always great watching a pets mind get blown away by simple things, like a water fountain you step on to operate. For a dog it equals endless fun, and after multiple views i’m not getting tired of it.

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Captain America’s Song Bout Murica

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Captain America has really let himself go, to become truly murican. Fox’s ADHD has put out some real quality stuff, and I think it continues here, I laughed got depressed and also learned stuff. Go Murica!

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Lobster Head Theater: Series 1

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Lobster Head Theater is prestigious arts group of the kitchen. Through their interpretations, present highly acclaimed movies, dates in history and everyday drama of human life. Warped and delusional just like the producer Chef Whyte. Lobster Head Theater is about amusement, laughter and delicious lobsters. Remember kids, Play with your food!

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