Chinese Lesson For America People

If you’re like me you want to be able to speak a bunch of different languages with little to no work/effort involved. Well, I got you covered with a Chinese Lesson for America People. This video entertains and informs like so many other videos fail to do. So sit back and get to learning people, and don’t say I never did anything for you. Also the office is split on whether you’re a racist or not if you find this funny.

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The Floor is Lava

Hot lava, what a great and completely dumb game. I can’t tell you how many hours I played this as a kid, but I’m glad that I did. When the rules of hot lava take over the world I wanna be able to stand a chance and know what the fuck to do. I however didn’t see the whole riding an old lady to safety thing coming, but it makes sense. They do not have time for your bullshit games, therefore the rules simply do not apply.Hit the jump for lavaDetails

Bad Games: Man Vs Wild – Episode 07

Classy Dicks presents: “Bad Games” Man Vs Wild episode 07 with Mike and Hendo. All good things must come to an end, and “Sanctuary” is our epic fail-nally. Thanks to John for lending us this little pile of shit, otherwise we would never know how bad of a game Man vs. Wild really is.Bear Grylls… if snake-bites, mounting bears and fisting rocks are your “go to” for surviving in the wild, you have problems man or a really awesome game developing team! FML, I’m canceling my Bear Grylls Swiss army knife.Hit the jump for Man vs. Wild conclusionDetails

Do You Want to Build a Meth Lab?

Breaking Bad gets the Frozen parody treatment with “Do You Want to Build a Meth Lab?” by animeme. One of the best shows to ever come across the television screen, and that’s a fact you can look up. I have my doubts about Better Call Saul, so any way I can continue to get my Breaking Bad fix, I’ll take it. And this one ain’t half bad.Hit the jump for methDetails

Warlords of Draenor 8-Bit Game Intro

World of Warcraft love it or hate it, the most successful MMO in history isn’t going anywhere. In fact the game is showing an increase in its player base with the launch of the latest expansion Warlords of Draenor. As a long time WOW player myself I dwindled out of the game over the last 2 expansions just due to lack of interest in the content they offered, but with Warlords Blizzard has its hooks deep in me again. Warlords has the best storytelling to date in the franchise and the content is a throwback to its roots. If you haven’t checked it out and where considering it, do it…do it now!Hit the jump for warlordsDetails

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou as an 8-Bit Video Game

Cinefix brings us another 8-bit video game adaptation, and this time it’s Wes Anderson’s ‘The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou’. I love this movie and I’m happy to see it getting the 8-bit remake. Take it for what you will I’m a Wes Anderson and Life Aquatic is one of his best.Hit the jump for jaguar sharksDetails

Bad Games: Man Vs Wild – Episode 06

Classy Dicks presents: “Bad Games” Man Vs Wild episode 06 with Mike and Hendo in “Dancing with Bears”. Aw yeah its on! This bear is going down…maybe. On a side note, Hendo tells us all about his technique on how to dance with girls at the prom.Hit the jump for Dancing with BearsDetails

Weekly Wrap 11/15/14

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 So, I am trying to potty train my youngest spawn and I thought if I gave him a bribe (M&Ms) he’d go tinkle. Well, he ended up talking to his penis, “come’om wee wee you want m&ms?” me doo. Ten minutes of this and I started to wonder… could talking to your wiener help…Details

Trailer Post – Rainbow Man

Bad Weather Films bring us Rainbow Man, which will arguably be the best super hero movie you or anyone has ever seen. I’ve been waiting for the Rainbow Man feature film my entire life, and I didn’t even know it. Any good superhero has flaws and Rainbow Man has that covered by accidentally murdering his mother and brother while training to be a bad ass rainbow slinger. It’s awesome that they’re focusing on the origin story too, as this will setup the ongoing battle Rainbow Man has with arch nemesis Black Hole. Buy your tickets now!Hit the jump for rainbowsDetails

Movie Title Illustrations Altered With a Single Typo

Austin Light has created a series of illustrations for films whose titles have been altered with a single typo. The movie title typos Ad Max, Ron Man, T, Dive, Rave, Finding Emo, and Pup Fiction–were created by redditors. Light spent October searching reddit for titles and creating the illustrations. Be sure to check Austin’s blog for a chance to purchase some of these great prints.Hit the jump for 9 more illustrationsDetails

Totino’s Pizza Rolls Tim & Eric Commercial

So the first commercial I saw from Tim & Eric was the GE one, and now Totino’s has them on board for their Pizza Rolls. This is pure genius, more companies need to get their shit together and hire these guys. I know Tim & Eric are a love/hate thing for most people, and I admit early on I don’t think i really understood them, honestly there’s a lot that I still don’t understand. Either way I love what they do whether it makes me laugh or cringe, I’m fully on board with these guys. I have a strange hunger for pizza rolls now too.Hit the jump for rolled pizzaDetails

Bad Games: Man Vs Wild – Episode 05

Classy Dicks presents: “Bad Games” Man Vs Wild episode 05 with Mike and Hendo in Hendo’s Chance for Glory. All hell is breaking loose, alcohol has reached an all time high, broken sticks everywhere, bee stings, everyone is disappearing from their shelters… hey wait a minute. This game is like surviving in the wild!Hit the jump for Hendo’s failureDetails