Dumb Ways to Die (Portal Edition)

This is a parody of Dumb Ways to Die released several years ago regarding train safety in Melbourne, Australia. The song is pretty damn catch like it’s predecessor, and warns about all the crazy ways to die at Aperature Laboratories, the setting of the Portal games. Now I’m sure you could all imagine that a facility run by a crazy rogue AI would be anything but dangerous, but this little ditty proves otherwise. Portal and Portal 2 were some of my favorite games, and just listening to this brought back so many good / sometimes rage inducing memories.

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The Captcha

FineLeatherJackets bring us “The Captcha”. I’m sure I can speak for the entire interwebs in that captcha’s are the worst thing ever created. No, I’m not a robot and also not an expert on whatever fucking twisted made up language captcha uses. That said, I’ll gladly change my song and dance if every captcha ended with a dancing Gosling from Drive and that soundtrack full of sex…Hit the jump for craptcha…amirite?Details

How It Should Have Ended: Avengers: Age of Ultron Trailer

How It Should Have Ended (HISHE) has recently tackled the teaser trailer for Avengers: Age of Ultron complete with an alternate ending. Hendo posted on the trailer HERE last week, and while I agree Ultron will probably be the most badass villain in the MCU to date. The Pinocchio quotes in the trailer do take away some (or all) of the badassery, we get it Marvel, Disney owns you.Hit the jump for endsDetails

TV Review – Mike Tyson Mysteries

Back in July Classy Dicks blogged about Mike Tyson Mysteries. The trailer was ridiculous. But to be honest with you, I really didn’t give it any other thought afterwords. Fast forward three months later and Adult Swim presents Mike Tyson’s Mysteries (The End). Holy shit how did I not put this on DVR? The best way I can describe it is the Venture Bros. meets Hanna-Barbera. Norm MacDonald as Pigeon is by far my favorite character, but Tyson’s constant mispronunciation is quickly winning me over, and add the fact he punches the bad guys in the dick… how can this not be a hit? Am I right? Judge for yourself.Hit the jump for 11 minutes of pure madness euphoriaDetails

Weekly Wrap 10/31/14

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 This just in!!! Hendo the T-shirt Gimp says the hot candy this year is Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups and Kit Kats, and if I know Hendo his PC will be littered with said candy wrappers. Apples slices and grapes will likely be handed out at his house so avoid it. Happy Halloween! Picks of…Details

Dia de los Muertos

Dia de los Muertos is a short animated film created by Ashley Graham, Kate Reynolds, and Lindsey St. Pierre. Dia de los Muertos tells the story of a girl remembering her deceased mom on Day of the Dead. The creators earned themselves a 2013 Student Academy Award for their very impressive film.Hit the jump for the deadDetails

Ghostbusters Remixed by Eclectic Method

Just in time for Halloween and celebrating 30 years since the original Ghostbusters movie release Eclectic Method has remixed the film. It’s Halloween and it’s been 30 years since Ghostbusters was released so Eclectic Method is hitting two bats with one pumpkin with this Ghostbusters remix. Harold Ramis and Dan Aykroyd’s classic gets the rewind…..streams are crossed, Zuul prepares us for the coming of Gozer and the Stay Puft Marshmallow man appears in all his guises. Hit the jump for ghostsDetails

Last Minute Halloween Costume Ideas From The Brofessor

If you are anything like me, you aren’t even close to having a costume for that kick ass Halloween party tonight. So thank you Bro Science Guys for the great last minute ides. After listening to this, I’m out the door to Savers or my little sisters closet…. I’m sure they will have a cum blocker there. Oh, wait, what, no at Savers not in her closet ya meathead! Prepare to check yourself before you wreck yourself.Hit the jump for…… Groom yourself bro; Groom yourself.Details

♫ Listening Post – OK Go – I Won’t Let You Down

The interwebs is a buzz with OK Go’s – I Won’t Let You Down, and I gotta say rightly so. The beginning was a little slow for me. I was waiting to be awed by this single shot aerial drone camera that was used, and right before the halfway point, boom it hit me. Once they get out into the big lot and the choreography kicks in with hundreds of people with umbrellas, it was pretty amazing. As a side note, I don’t dislike OK Go’s music, and this song is good, but I’m starting to feel they are more known for their music videos than the music itself.Hit the jump OKDetails

The Biggest Picture

The Bigger Picture is a series of digital artwork by Aptitude which depicts what is going on outside the margins of popular album covers. Ok, so I’m going with MJ for the cover photo because it’s the most intriguing. I mean we had a real shot at seeing some really wonky shit, and it doesn’t disappoint. Bubbles doing hard time and Home Alone sitting with a bum sign.Hit the jump for 7 moreDetails

Ashworth Meow Mix EDM Remix

Every now and then I come across something that without a doubt has been birthed in the deepest recesses of hell. So Here is Meow Mix the EDM Remix by Ashworth, which has been placed over some sort of cat devil rave. Being Halloween this week I’ll get a lot of “what scares you?” chatter. This…this scares meHit the jump for EDMDetails

Ahhhh The Perils of Office Dating

So this is the story of an Average Joe office worker asking his co-worker on a date, or at least trying to. But to be honest, this is the story of any guy asking any girl out ever. Because I don’t care how smooth or suave you think you are, when you start asking a girl out in the heat of the moment you’re forgetting verbs, over describing simple things, or just generally speaking ghibberish that somehow the girl ends up understanding. Speaking some long forgotten Neanderthal language must be cute to them for reasons beyond my comprehension. But luckily enough I don’t have to deal with this anymore, and not just because some girl decided to take pity on me. My office is 95% dudes. So unless I decide trolling for dick is my thing, office romance is out the window for me. And along with it the feeling of not having to slowly shove my foot ever so lovingly into my mouth when I inevitably end up fucking up while talking.Hit the jump for L’amour.Details