Every Day Is Scary

Eric Moneypenny  and Fox’s ADHD are here with “Every Day Is Scary” a cheerful song about life. Fear and anxieties from childhood to adulthood, they have it all covered. I personally didn’t need a reminder about the shit-end of life that can happen to all of us, but now that I have i’ll share it with you.

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Trailer Review – “Avengers: Age of Ultron”

This looks like the darkest marvel movie yet. This villain is the first one in which I actually fear. The other marvel villains where bad asses in concept, but didn’t have that holy crap feel to them. Examples? Loki, Obadiah Stane, The Winter Soldier, well he was a bad ass but he was Steve Rogers friend. That doesn’t count in my book. How about that bitch with the hammer in Guardians? Ronin… nah, he was just a bitch with a hammer, which is scary don’t get me wrong. If you wake up in the middle of the night with some crazy bitch holding a hammer… sssssshhhhiiiiiiiitttttt, I’m out like a fat kid in dodge ball. Anyway where was I?hit the jump for pure evil awesomeness!Details

Minimalist Horror Movie Posters

Jimm McShane has created a new series of Minimalist Horror Movie Posters. All of his work is pretty great, and these are just another thing I need to find space on my walls for. Just in time for Halloween also!Hit the jump for 9 moreDetails

Glove and Boots “To Meh With You”

I’m well aware that Mr Big’s “To be with you” was a thing back in the 90’s when it came out, but was it really enough of a thing to get a Glove and Boots parody? Yes I guess it was. Shot for shot, what a job, I’m voting Glove and Boots over the original.Hit the jump for mehDetails

No Randy! NOOOOO!!!!!!!

Not sure if you have had the guilty pleasure of the Steve Ozzi’s compilation of WWE superstar Randy Orton randomly RKO’ing people or not, but man I tell ya, I giggle like a little school girl every time I watch this. No clue why but this hits every inch of my funny bone. Hope you like people getting hurt and Randy being the bad guy like I do.Hit the jump for…..  Watch out, watch out, watch out!Details

Jim Carrey Does Matthew McConaughey’s Lincoln Commercials

Jim Carrey hosted SNL this weekend and by far my favorite thing of the night were these parody Lincoln commercials which star Carrey as Mathew McConaughey. Perfect casting and a perfect take on the original commercial. Having Carrey play off on the ultra seriousness of McConaughey is awesome. SNL has been rolling out some of the best material in years this season and I hope it continues.Hit the jump for LincolnDetails

Racism Insurance: Coverage for White Privilege

Dear White People have brought us Racism Insurance, and it’s pretty great. For the white guy in the ad to sing “oops I was racist black guy come here” is a hysterical take on those State Farm commercials. For those of you who are not the most articulate or just not up to speed on what is and isn’t politically correct, maybe get yourself some insurance.Hit the jump for insuranceDetails

Women, Can’t Live With Em, Can’t Put Out A Fire!

Thank GOD I do the cooking in my house. If I had to rely on this pretty little thang to help out in the case of an emergency???? We would all be dead! My Japanese is rusty but I think he said pull the pin and point the nozzle at the fire. Epic fail. I’m not just saying that because she really can’t see the fire. Dice Clay, dental floss , Google it.Hit the jump for some fire safetyDetails

A Tale of Momentum & Inertia

HouseSpecial is an animation studio out of Portland, Oregon Whose latest work “A Tale of Momentum & Inertia” is about a rock monster of sorts who has a change of heart after saving the day. The lesson here is don’t be an asshole to someone who just helped you…I thinkHit the jump for momentumDetails

Between Two Ferns With Brad Pitt

I love Zach Galifianakis, his standup had me rolling before he became a movie star. So it goes without saying Between Two Ferns is one of the best things Funny or Die puts out on their site. The awkwardness combined with the complete lack of respect given to most guests, and the fact these A-listers play along make it all the more awesome. I give you Bart Pit. Hit the jump for fernsDetails

Gritty Reboot of ‘If You Give a Mouse a Cookie’

Gritty Reboots now brings us the classic children’s book ‘If You Give a Mouse a Cookie’ by author Laura Numeroff. So i’m not going out on a limb here by saying fuuuuuccccckkkk me, this is twisted, and you should watch it…also show your kids!Hit the jump for mouseDetails