T-Shirt Bonanza Extended!

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 Sup Dicks and Chicks, Hendo the t-shirt gimp here and I want to let ya’ll know all our awesome T-shirts will be on sale until October 14th. This is all due to popular demand, and the awesome fact that you guys DON’T want me sitting in a cubicle the rest of my life. Help…


Lose 30 Pounds Tomorrow! Get The F*ck Out A Here!

So the guys over at Bro Science Life put together a little motivational video on how to be a “Gym Hater”. It is not for the weak of heart. Get it, see what I did there “Gym” weak ……  Well any ways, you got 6 steps. Learn them, memorizes them, repeat them. And before you know it, you’ll be crushing legs and not the guy washing his dick in the Chili’s sink.

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Lesley the Pony Has an A+ Day!

Love ponies or hate ponies this is the video for you. Lesley the Pony is just looking to have a fun time in Merryville with his buddy the Duke. This video was made by Christian Larrave and was recently the RISD Junior project and Winner of Best Undergraduate Animation at the Ottawa International Animation Festival.

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The Worst 2 Minutes and 6 Seconds of All Time

I’m sorry to release it upon you guys but here it is, the worst 2 minutes and 6 seconds of possibly all time. Now I, like most people, appreciate the musical journey of a guy who is pretty obviously going to fuck his cat tonight. But there in lies the issue. It’s a country song, about a cat (technically about feeding a cat, but that’s semantics). Here at Classy Dicks (and around the world) it is pretty universally understood that cats and Country music are in the bottom .00001% of all things, so combining them can only bring about an evil greater than the sum of its part. My advice, watch this video muted and be awed by the love story of crazy cat man and his pussy.

Meow music after the Jump


James Kelly – Burn It Down

Pro longboarder James Kelly is absolutely flying down these cliff side roads for Arbor Skateboards new promo video. This shit is terrifying, and i couldn’t stop watching it. No one should be skating down these roads at these speeds, James Kelly has a lot of skill and ton of balls to do this. Music: “Jim” by Swans.

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The Torture Device of Every Man’s Dreams!

Well this is it folks, someone has finally brought to life what every male who grew up in the 80’s has dreamed of. Now we can finally know what it’s like to jerk off with a Power Glove! Enter the Handie, a tool straight from Satan’s tool bench to what I can only assume is to mangle your dick in new and marvelous ways. It may trick you into thinking that everything is okay given its hand gesture, but let me assure you, Things are not. To start off, it looks like you’re putting your dick into a cigar cutter, which I’m sure will only alleviate any worries that the Handie is a do-it-yourself Lorena Bobbit kit. Secondly, Self Lubrication System. Let that sink in for a second. Just the sound of it makes me shudder. And lastly, it has a catcher for that fresh batch of shame you just whipped up. So instead of sending your future children into a tissue to throw away, you’re left cleaning it out of the Handie in a regretful fashion.

So long story short, if you want to jerk it but want it to be different, stick with the stranger and save yourself $50.

I’ll lend you a hand after the jump.


‘Bust’d’, Pop Culture Character Busts

‘Bust’d’ is a solo art show by artist Tom Whalen at Gallery 1988 in Los Angeles. The inspiration of the art come from movies, television, comics, and video games. The show will open on Friday, October 3rd, 2014 and be on display until the end of the month. If you are in Los Angeles do yourself a favor and go see it.

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Thug Kitchen – Eat Like You Give A F*ck

The Thug Kitchen Blog has a new cookbook coming out this month and you don’t want to miss it. So if you don’t want to keep eating like an asshole, then maybe think about picking it up. Let’s be honest here because at Classy Dicks we pride ourselves on it. A lot of you are eating like assholes, so get thug in the kitchen, watch this trailer and be amazed.

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Enhance Your Lighting by Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim

Love them or hate them, but there is no denying Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim have a lot of talent. As directors of this GE commercial for new light bulbs it’s on full display. I get a full range from the stuff these 2 produce, from laugh out loud funny to completely disgusted. This GE commercial is amazing, bring on more Tim and Eric. Also Jeff Goldblum.

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That Escalated Quickly…

Enter: Albert the Squirrel. In this short story, “The Missing Scarf”, Albert the Squirrel must find, you guessed it, his missing scarf. Through his travels, however, it seems he’s not the only one with a problem. Written, directed and animated by Eoin Duffy and narrated by the great George Takei, we give you: “The Missing Scarf”.

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Some Kind Of Toy Story

Chris Pratt was the host of SNL this passed weekend and they could not have gotten a better person for the job. I love this guy going back to Parks and Rec. This has to be one of the funniest skits in recent memory on the show. Young boy with no friends makes the ultimate birthday wish by asking for his toys to come alive, and as you would expect everything went along just fine afterwards.

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Gotta Shame ’em All!

Having a dog is sometimes hard. Having a dog that breathes fire is a whole other story. How do you discipline something that can black out a major city or upset the balance of the universe? Pokéshaming of course!

Hit jump to see the shame!