A Human Centipede Christmas

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 Christmas is a great time of year, but parts of it can be a little stale. What I’m talking about is the holiday music, it just hasn’t changed much over the years. Don’t get me wrong there is some great Christmas music that I’ll enjoy forever, but it’s also nice to hear some new…

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Speed Art – Offline Twitch Thumbnail

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 It was suggested to me that the next time I create a graphic, record it and render it as speed art. This 12 minute flick actually took 3-4 hours over three days. hit the jump for my 1st speed art adventure

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Jingle Bros

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 Everyone knows Skeletor is an asshole and the king is sick burns. Christmas however has melted the ice around his heart, and now He-Man is his bro. They do it all together, nothing fishy going on at all. Hit the jump Xmas bro

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Guess the Country: Erotic Carp Calendar

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 Here is a new game I’m going to play periodically called “Guess the Country”.  I’ll bring up a few clues as to what the country did/some hints about the country to help guide you then you try to guess it correctly and if you do, you get a pat on the back. Deal? Deal.…

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Video Games Are Dumb

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 Video Games Are Dumb is a new video by TomSka, in which he is telling me something I already knew. More often than not, the narrative of most games is not what draws me in. Give me solid gameplay and I can easily overlook the story you’re trying to tell me. make things shiny and…

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Awkward Auntie Kisses

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 The holidays are great for getting together to reminisce or make new memories with friends and family. Above Average brings us “Awkward Auntie Kisses” where brother and sister talk about which aunt gives the more frequent and unnecessary kisses. Well hey that’s cute and all, but I’ll take your two aunts and raise you one…

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Weekly Wrap 12/5/14

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 It seems Classy Dicks has a slight poo fetish this week. Guidelines on how to poo at work, ripping on poor santa and his lactose deficiency. What’s next? how to remove the poo after a pull out? Gross, I will never understand the poo fetish, unlike these two… Maybe I’m just old and bitter…

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Eating Hot Dogs The Quick Way

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 Chewing your food and namely hot dogs is so last year, life is way to fast paced to do anything other than inhale and swallow your food whole. Professional eater LA Beast takes a crack at the Guinness World Record for hot dog consumption. I don’t want to give anything away except the results are…

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Drunk Aquaman

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 The best Aquaman is drunk Aquaman, period. I get the fact that he has legitimate super powers, but no one cares because they are the lamest of the bunch. I hope the Justice League movie follows in the footsteps of this sketch from UCBcomedy and comedian Alan Starzinski. Keep Aquaman sauced and I’ll keep…

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Even Santa Poops

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 Here we have a Christmas themed commercial for PooPourri, a bathroom product you spray in your toilet to prevent smells from getting out. Three children stumble upon Santa taking a shit in their home and offer him the product, because Santa is awfully smelly and also lactose intolerant I’m guessing. My only issue with…

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Presidents as Pokemon: Great Alternative History or Greatest Alternative History

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 “George Warshingtortle could shoot bubbles out of his mouth and extinguish fires from a great distance with no risk to anyone else” “Charmandrew Jackson was almost assassinated by someone’s cunning plan to pour water over his tail fire” “Thomeowth Jefferson helped raise the wealth of the United States by being a cat who can…

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Damo and Darren – ‘Train Station’

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 Melbourne based animator Michael Cusack brings us Damo and Darren in ‘Train Station’. The animated short gives us a peak at bogans or train rats as I’m told they are called, which are essentially what we might call hillbilly/white trash here in America. I’ve done some reading on this subject and people seem to be…

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