Weekly Wrap 12/5/14

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 It seems Classy Dicks has a slight poo fetish this week. Guidelines on how to poo at work, ripping on poor santa and his lactose deficiency. What’s next? how to remove the poo after a pull out? Gross, I will never understand the poo fetish, unlike these two… Maybe I’m just old and bitter…

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Eating Hot Dogs The Quick Way

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 Chewing your food and namely hot dogs is so last year, life is way to fast paced to do anything other than inhale and swallow your food whole. Professional eater LA Beast takes a crack at the Guinness World Record for hot dog consumption. I don’t want to give anything away except the results are…

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Drunk Aquaman

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 The best Aquaman is drunk Aquaman, period. I get the fact that he has legitimate super powers, but no one cares because they are the lamest of the bunch. I hope the Justice League movie follows in the footsteps of this sketch from UCBcomedy and comedian Alan Starzinski. Keep Aquaman sauced and I’ll keep…

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Even Santa Poops

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 Here we have a Christmas themed commercial for PooPourri, a bathroom product you spray in your toilet to prevent smells from getting out. Three children stumble upon Santa taking a shit in their home and offer him the product, because Santa is awfully smelly and also lactose intolerant I’m guessing. My only issue with…

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Presidents as Pokemon: Great Alternative History or Greatest Alternative History

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 “George Warshingtortle could shoot bubbles out of his mouth and extinguish fires from a great distance with no risk to anyone else” “Charmandrew Jackson was almost assassinated by someone’s cunning plan to pour water over his tail fire” “Thomeowth Jefferson helped raise the wealth of the United States by being a cat who can…

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Damo and Darren – ‘Train Station’

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 Melbourne based animator Michael Cusack brings us Damo and Darren in ‘Train Station’. The animated short gives us a peak at bogans or train rats as I’m told they are called, which are essentially what we might call hillbilly/white trash here in America. I’ve done some reading on this subject and people seem to be…

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Pooping at Work, For the People in Big Companies

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 Now listen.  Everyone I know has their own ritual and philosophy for pooping outside of their house, where the home bowl advantage isn’t a factor.  Some people follow the little tips and tricks that the video gives, while others will forgo pooping outside of their house and just save it for one glorious porcelain…

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Flirtmoji’s, Sexting Redefined

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 In the fast paceed world of today, it’s no wonder the phone sex sessions of yesteryear have fallen to the wayside.  To the horny individual on the go, sexting has become a huge way to show your significant other or bootycall just exactly what you want, without having to use any words!  However, what…

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A Tax on Bunny Rabbits

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 The lifelong struggle and conflict that exists between robots and bunny rabbits is all too real. Riotsquad artist Nathanial Akin has given us the short film “A Tax on Bunny Rabbits” which chronicles this ongoing battle. How will it all end? lasers and blood or fluff and bunny love? Hit the jump for epic war

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Ferret Fail

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 It sucks being an animal this day and age.  Every owner has a smart phone, and each one of those smart phones is equipped with a video camera that will inevitably catch you doing something stupid.  This is a phenomena mainly noticed with cats and dogs.  But now ferrets are getting into the game…

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Let’s Play : Price is Right

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 Corey is a simple man. He likes his beer cold, he likes his girls hot, but unlike most of the common folk, Corey has never seen a hammock in his life.  It seems as though to Corey, hammocks are made of a space age polymer stretched between a carbon fiber piece of metal.  Because…

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This Is My Product

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 Matthijs Vlot has created an epic compilation of clips from the AMC series Breaking Bad to create a song called “This Is My Product”. Anything and everything Breaking Bad I love, and this is an exceptional fan made piece of work. Hopefully it goes up on iTunes soon so I can rock it during…

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