Riding An Elevator In Chile, That’s A Hard Pass

This is Jose Vergara Acevedo from Chile riding in all likelihood his last ever elevator. After entering the elevator and pressing his floor number it quickly malfunctions, sending Jose 31 stories in 15 seconds and crashing into the roof of the building. Jose is expected to make a full recovery, but I will not. The stairs are my new best friend…until they collapse and I plummet to my death

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Sir Mix-A-Lot + The Seattle Symphony

Now in its third year, Seattle Symphony’s critically acclaimed Sonic Evolution project creates a bridge between the Symphony and Seattle’s storied reputation as launching pad for some of the most creative musicians on the popular music scene. Each year, in celebration of the past, present and future of our city’s musical legacy, Ludovic Morlot and the Seattle Symphony commission world-class composers to write orchestral world premieres inspired by bands and artists that launched from, or are related to, Seattle Hit the jump for the videoDetails

Lightning Strikes Truck Driving On Highway

Holy shit! Does it get scarier than having a fireball hit your car? Airbags deployed from the hit and the metal body of the truck rippled from the heat. Consider my pants officially soiled, if you need me i’ll be in my house…foreverHit the jump for natures hadoukenDetails

Cougar Hunter

Fucking gross dude! 30 year difference and you are 31, not acceptable. No i’m not after their money, bullshit. Different strokes for different folks yada yada, who are they hurting? Me and my eyeballs, I can’t un-see it, nightmares forever fmlHit the jump to lose your lunchDetails

Friday Night Fight At Twin River

Friday night, I was celebrating father’s day a little early with my pop at Twin River’s CES title fight. All fights were great and ended with TKOs. Local favorite Rich Gingras hit Jaime Velazquez so hard in the 5th round; Jamie fell through the ropes and almost out of the ring. I thought he was dead, but to my amazement he wasn’t. After Jamie came back to earth he was propped onto a stool for shame I think … or maybe it was to show him how he pissed all over the ring. Either way all I could think about was the ring girl with her sexy walk and how her skirt kept riding up as she glided across the ring.Hit the jump for sexy ring girl anthemDetails

Flaming Selfie

Is this a photobomb attempt? I don’t even know anymore, but when you are willing to lean over an open flame for a chance to be involved in a picture or video. Game set match you win. Oh, hey everybody this is Ginger. If you are going to take out a camera, let her in on it, bitch will stab you or set herself on fire otherwise. Then we’ll have a completely different kind of party going on.Hit the jump for the smokeshowDetails

♫ Listening Post – Big Data

It’s Friday! we made it! here comes the weekend. I’ve been jamming to this song for a while, and the video is just awesome. Sex, violence, and music the great trifecta, what else do you even need? food? water? all irrelevant. Kick back this weekend and rock that shit out.Hit the jump to get dangerousDetails

Why Aren’t There Any Cartoons About Beastiality? Oh Hey Netflix

Bojack Horseman is a new animated series coming to Netflix. The show follows the titular character who is a washed up actor from the 90s complaining his way around Hollywood. It stars Will Arnett, Amy Sedaris, Alison Brie, and Aaron Paul. The trailer didn’t blow me away, but i’ll check it out, because I have Netflix and can only binge watch so many old shows.Hit the jump for the teaserDetails

NHL Logos Get The Simpsons Treatment

Instagram user ak47_studios has simpsonized NHL logos for your viewing pleasures. You are more than welcome to continue on and see the rest of them, but I put the best one on page one. Suck it habs fans!Hit the jump for more Simpsons/NHL goodnessDetails

Drunk Sing-A-Long On A Train

I’ve been drunk, but i’m not sure I ever reached the point of an incoherent sing-a-long. You are so drunk you can even form words anymore, yet you can lead a train crowd to join in the song. Total power move, big time swag, and charisma for days. My money says bro got laid after that performance.Hit the jump for the videoDetails

The Mountain Can Deadlift 994 Pounds

What the fuck man, are you kidding me? Hafthor Julius Bjornsson who plays The Mountain on HBO’s Game Of Thrones is a beast pure and simple, and he’s only 25. You could look at what this guy did on the show and say “hey it’s movie magic” but not me. This guy could cut a horse in half and pop my head like a grape, no bullshit.Hit the jump for The MountainDetails

Fox’s ADHD Does Transformers 4

Mark Wahlberg plus Optimus Prime animated, how could this not be good? I have to admit my enthusiasm for Transformers 4 is lukewarm at best, and only after seeing this. If the movies dialogue is anything like this, i’ll go watch it everyday. Do you eat oil sandwiches? Did I use to be a truck?Hit the jump for Wahlbergimus PrimeDetails