Facial Fitness Pao

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 This fancy little ball gag with wings is the newest fitness item out of Japan. The Facial Fitness Pao runs for $135, and claims to firm and tighten your face. It must be true right? because Cristiano Ronaldo is the spokesperson, but fuck that, i’m not buying this until Cristiano tosses one of these little dicks…

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Sharklumbo

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 What’s Kevin Pollak been up to lately? who cares, because he has plenty of time to give us Sharklumbo. Pollak does some pretty amazing impersonations, Peter Falk among them, so I enjoyed this quite a bit. Sharklumbo oddly reminded of the old SNL skit Land Shark. Hit the jump for sharklumbo

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Tribute to the Classic Films of Late Comedian and Actor Robin Williams

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 AlexCarter has created a supercut video tribute to the films of late comedian and actor Robin Williams. So many great memories of the amazing person’s work from my childhood right into adulthood. Robin Williams talent will be greatly missed in the world. R.I.P. 1951-2014 Robin Williams was a big part of my childhood, he would always put…

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No Choice Frozen Dinners

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 YouTube comedy channel World Wide Interweb brings us their frozen dinner parody. I don’t remember ever going through a frozen dinner phase and thank god, these things look awful. Yes i’m from the Ramen Noodle generation, and although they are probably no healthier than these frozen things, i’ll take em. No Choice Frozen Dinners are…

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Fluffy Pancakes with Matty Matheson

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 Toronto-based chef Matty Matheson wants you to know how to make the most delicious fluffy pancakes on the planet. Munchies put out the video which is part of Vice, and that kinda blows my mind. I wouldn’t have guessed they had moved into food, but since they did Matty is the guy you want. Learn…

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Apparently Noah Ritter Would Make A Good News Anchor

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 Noah Ritter is a kid from Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania, who apparently stole the show from WNEP reporter Sofia Ojeda during an interview at the Wayne County Fair. Noah is pure electric with the mic, he even has the “50 year news anchor cadence” going on. I don’t know if anchoring is in Noah’s future, but it should…

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Drifters

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 Drifters is a short by animator Ethan Clarke where passengers awake on a train they do not remember boarding after experiencing some bizarre/traumatic incidents. This short reminds me of the fucked up shit I use to see on Liquid Television, yes I’m old as shit. Hit the jump to drift

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8-bit Cinema Presents Se7en

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 We here at Classy Dicks enjoy us some movies and video games. So the fact that CineFix does the 8-bit cinema series is perfect. Here it is, one of the most dismal, and completely awesome movies ever, Se7en! You may think that making it an 8-bit game would brighten the movie up a bit,…

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Superheroes With Progressive Redesigns

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 Artist Angelica Bamundo and writer Nick Ross have come up with some sweet superhero redesigns for Dorkly. Marvel Comics recently announced that the popular (male) Norse god Thor was now going to be a woman in upcoming comics. Right after that, Marvel then revealed that Captain America would now be Sam Wilson (AKA “The Falcon”)…

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AP Drivers Ed

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 Are you a good driver? Ok fine, most people think they are good drivers. Are you an advanced driver? No? well you are in luck because Tripp Crosby and Tyler Stanton of Tripp and Tyler have an advanced placement driver’s ed video that’s just surfaced on the interwebs. Sit back and give it a watch, you’ll…

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Pop Culture Drawn As Little Golden Books

Twitter0Facebook0Tumblr0Pinterest0 Gallery1988:East is hosting artist Joey Spiotto’s art show Storytime featuring his drawings of pop culture TV shows, movies, video games, and bands as Little Golden Books. The show runs from August 1st to the 16th. These things are amazing, I remember the Little Golden Books well because i’m a nerd, and read a lot.…

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