Twenty-Something Ninja Turtles

It’s hard fighting crime when it pays nothing and you’ve got student loans. And don’t get me started on rent prices. $1500 for a one bedroom?! How am I supposed to move out of Splinter’s basement? This is the baby boomer turtles’ fault.

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Plumbus: How They Do It

For homemade plumbuses, always push your dinglebop through a grumbo so your fleeb doesn’t fill up with its own juice. Or you’ll find out how badly hizzards can get in the way when you’re trying to flag down a freelance blamph through a handful of chumbles.

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