I’d like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas, and say thank you for all the support you have given us this year. From the website to the Twitch/YouTube channel and all the socials, hoping to do it bigger and better in 2015. The video we have here is Santa and Death by simpals, it’s the…
So Christmas is only a few days away, and I know a few of your are scrounging around for last minute gift ideas. Well look no further than the Oppai Taisou Hand! This hand is the new wave of breast enhancement made simple! Fuck those thousand dollar surgeries all you need is a plastic gecko…
Ha ha … I had a whole bit on Christmas shopping and the drama it brings out of people, but after seeing this photo I can’t help but laugh. If only cats were this fun all the time. Picks of the Week: 1. CONAN Season 4 Supercut 2. The Great Duct Tape Escape 3. I’ve…
I was over at the Walmarts watchin the Youtubes and dis feller says you can break out of any taped up handcuff situation no matter the kind they use. Just make this one magical motion and boom, you be free. So here we have Nathan presumably giving this escape tutorial a go with some heavy…
Here is a new game I’m going to play periodically called “Guess the Country”. I’ll bring up a few clues as to what the country did/some hints about the country to help guide you then you try to guess it correctly and if you do, you get a pat on the back. Deal? Deal. This…
It seems Classy Dicks has a slight poo fetish this week. Guidelines on how to poo at work, ripping on poor santa and his lactose deficiency. What’s next? how to remove the poo after a pull out? Gross, I will never understand the poo fetish, unlike these two… Maybe I’m just old and bitter or…
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m fat, dumb, and happy after Thanksgiving dinner yesterday. For most that’s a change of pace, but for me the only thing that’s different is it’s turkey, stuffing, and squash making me fat. Luckily as dumb as I may be, I’m smart enough to stay home and avoid…
Attention classy guys and gals, we here at Classy Dicks are looking to branch out on our blog and expand the team. If you would like to write about nonsense for Classy Dicks, email Hendo, Mike or Adam. There is no topic you cannot write about… well maybe not “no topic” lets try to keep it light.…
This is a video of a man with a bionic arm doing an interview, but wait there is more! So during a news interview maybe don’t hit the “time to jerk off” button. it had to be an easy mistake right? because I know if i had a bionic arm and the guy who set…
What was the state of the internet in 1995? I should remember, because I lived through it but I don’t. The one thing i do remember is how awesome it was…at the time. To look back now though, man it was god awful. So if you are up for a trip to yesteryear, or maybe…