Weekly Wrap 11/15/14

So, I am trying to potty train my youngest spawn and I thought if I gave him a bribe (M&Ms) he’d go tinkle. Well, he ended up talking to his penis, “come’om wee wee you want m&ms?” me doo. Ten minutes of this and I started to wonder… could talking to your wiener help you…

Jack – 0 Hot Glow Stick – 1

Hey self lets put a glowstick in the microwave real quick. OK self but Dad says it’s bad idea. Whatever, Dad will never find out!  Well, turns out Dad knows his shit, and Nothing like adding insult to injury. Not only do you have third degree burns, you have also poisoned your face and ruined your…

Weekly Wrap 11/07/14

First week of November is in the books and to me it’s officially the holiday season. Some would argue that the season doesn’t really start until Black Friday, but that hasn’t been true in a while. Thanksgiving is gonna be on us in no time, Xmas music is already playing on the radio, so relax…

Weekly Wrap 10/31/14

This just in!!! Hendo the T-shirt Gimp says the hot candy this year is Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups and Kit Kats, and if I know Hendo his PC will be littered with said candy wrappers. Apples slices and grapes will likely be handed out at his house so avoid it. Happy Halloween! Picks of the…

Women, Can’t Live With Em, Can’t Put Out A Fire!

Thank GOD I do the cooking in my house. If I had to rely on this pretty little thang to help out in the case of an emergency???? We would all be dead! My Japanese is rusty but I think he said pull the pin and point the nozzle at the fire. Epic fail. I’m not just…

Halloween Safety Educational Film

Filmmaker Jason Willis has spliced together footage from a 1977 Halloween safety educational film he appeared in, with the theme song from The Munsters. Halloween is almost here and this video will remind all of you to stay safe….in 1977. Ok, really I don’t know what this video will tell you specifically, but it’s super…

Be Safe Out There, Fellahs

Hey guys, we’ve all been there with a questionable hookup where one condom just doesn’t seem like it will do the job. Double bagging is always an option but you run the risk of friction ruining your day even more. Enter this Atlanta-based company to have your back. They bring you the Scroguard, which is…

T-Shirt Bonanza Extended!

Sup Dicks and Chicks, Hendo the t-shirt gimp here and I want to let ya’ll know all our awesome T-shirts will be on sale until October 14th. This is all due to popular demand, and the awesome fact that you guys DON’T want me sitting in a cubicle the rest of my life. Help support…

The Torture Device of Every Man’s Dreams!

Well this is it folks, someone has finally brought to life what every male who grew up in the 80’s has dreamed of. Now we can finally know what it’s like to jerk off with a Power Glove! Enter the Handie, a tool straight from Satan’s tool bench to what I can only assume is…

Condoms: Not Just For Your Dick Anymore

The Far East is on a damn roll this month!  First, a tripped out animated music videos from South Korea. Now, the Japanese putting out a cookbook on how to cook with condoms.  I can’t read Japanese so I can’t be sure, but I don’t think they actually EAT the condoms in the end, just…