Sexting To Help Vote

South Carolina congressmen James Clyburn (D) knows what the kids today are doing and saying. James is hip to all the jive, so whether you’re texting, sexting, or computer mailing. Get your ass to the poles. At least someone watches C-Span or these gems would be lost forever. Hit the jump for sexting

Just Going To Grab Milk!

Just taking a quick jaunt to the grocery, be back in a jiff hun. Famous last words, am-I-right? I know that GOD is definitely this guys new best friend. If that was me I would’ve put on the passenger side seatbelt and shit my pants twice. Good thing he didn’t make it back into the garage or that…

Last Week Tonight – Student Debt

John Oliver of Last Week Tonight recently tackled student debt in the U.S.. I knew student debt was bad, but I didn’t know it had gotten this bad. Although I shouldn’t be surprised It took me almost a decade to climb out of my own student loans. Student debt had tripled in the last 10…

Man Down! Man Down!

I hate when crazy people go off on harmless mobility equipment for no reason. That poor scooter barely had a shot with the round mound of rebound aboard, but shit why run it over? Little Rascal ain’t never hurt nobody. Oh that poor tailgate took a beating, and the truck never said a word. That lonely shell…

First Look At The New iPhone 6

This is Joey Romaine (aka Doldo411),(aka The Heat Miser) ok I made that last one up, of The Second City Network. The new iPhone 6 is on the way, and we all can’t wait so thank you Joey for the preview. Hit the jump for iPhone

I Hope Your Monday Starts Better Than This

The weekend is over, another one come and gone. It could be worse though, you could be this guy here. Who either from the standpoint of karma is going to have the best week of his life or the worst. Have a happy Monday everyone! Hit the jump for the video

Foo Fighters – ALS IceBucket Challenge

Yes the IceBucket Challenge is everywhere, and now it’s here on Classy Dicks and that’s ok. Donating and supporting the fight against ALS is never a bad thing, so here we have my favorite challenge to date. The Foo Fighters do it like no other. Sit back and watch it, or there all gonna laugh…

Fluffy Pancakes with Matty Matheson

Toronto-based chef Matty Matheson wants you to know how to make the most delicious fluffy pancakes on the planet. Munchies put out the video which is part of Vice, and that kinda blows my mind. I wouldn’t have guessed they had moved into food, but since they did Matty is the guy you want. Learn to…

Apparently Noah Ritter Would Make A Good News Anchor

Noah Ritter is a kid from Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania, who apparently stole the show from WNEP reporter Sofia Ojeda during an interview at the Wayne County Fair. Noah is pure electric with the mic, he even has the “50 year news anchor cadence” going on. I don’t know if anchoring is in Noah’s future, but it should be.…

Last Week Tonight – Nuclear Weapons

This week John Oliver covered nuclear weapons. The fact that Americans are woefully uninformed about them, and the weapons are very poorly taken care of by some completely inadequate people is alarming to say the least. All in all i’m convinced that we will destroy ourselves, and by the looks of it i’m shocked we haven’t…