Folks, this may come as a bit of a surprise, but porn stars aren’t the best actors in the world. I know some of you guys may have been fooled by a “casting video” here, or a “taxi ride turned sex romp” there, but maybe you’re a little bit more lenient with your criticism when you know there will be boobies abound soon. Well this video will clear it up for you. The nice folks at Wood Rocket (NSFW but I hope I didn’t have to tell you a site featuring a bunch of porn stars is NSFW) did a little experiment to see if porn stars could cry on command. I won’t spoil it for you if you want to watch the video, but I’ll give you a hint. Nope nope nope. Most of them sound like they’re laughing, and half cover their face with a hand to hide that fact. Only one or two really sound like they are legitimately crying, but I gotta give the dudes some credit who are just like, “yeah nope, I can’t do that.” I guess sometimes they really aren’t schoolgirls just looking to get those extra 3 points on the test to bump themselves up from a B+ to an A-. It sucks to have to learn this from me, but sometimes ignorance isn’t the bliss you think it is.
P.S Don’t get me wrong, I’m going to still watch porn like it’s going out of style. But you know, I just wanted to give you guys a heads up on the lack of acting skills in porn. Guys, it’s super serious business.
*NSFW* *NSFW* (not so much the video but the site is very NSFW)